{"product_id":"choced-trouble-o-bill-spread-270g","title":"Bubble Gum Bandit Spread 270g","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Bubblegum Bandit Spread is Back!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fans demanded it, so we brought the chaos back to the jar. A classic milk bar favourite, liquefied and ready to spread!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the Bubble Gum Ice Cream Flavour Spread. It’s the taste of a scorching 40-degree day in the suburbs, melted down into a jar of pure, unadulterated madness. We’re talking a bubblegum blast that hits harder than the midday sun on a tin roof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s sweet. It’s sticky. It’s loaded with chewy lolly bits to give you that authentic \"biting into a frozen treat\" vibe, entirely without the brain freeze. It shouldn't work as a spread... but somehow, it’s the most glorious thing we’ve ever unleashed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEvery Spoonful Hits Like:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☀️ The deafening roar of cicadas at 2 PM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍦 That sheer panic when your treat starts melting down your arm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍬 A sugar rush that vibrates at a frequency only the neighbourhood dogs can hear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛹 Riding your bike until the streetlights turn on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Devour It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Drench:\u003c\/b\u003e Pour it over pancakes until the plate completely disappears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Remix:\u003c\/b\u003e Spread it thick on toast for a breakfast that wakes up your neighbours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Solo Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e Straight off the spoon, standing in front of the open fridge in your undies. We don’t judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Choced","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45392792715321,"sku":"STK011128","price":22.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/4485\/0233\/files\/bubble-gum-bandit-spread-270g-3648692.jpg?v=1786048330","url":"https:\/\/choced.com.au\/products\/choced-trouble-o-bill-spread-270g","provider":"Choced","version":"1.0","type":"link"}