Not Cross Bun Loaded Chocolate Block
Tired of those sad, squishy supermarket hot cross buns that somehow magically appear on shelves the second Christmas is over? Yeah, us too. Forget the dry dough, the nonexistent glaze, and those highly questionable, shriveled little bits of fruit. We decided Easter deserved a serious upgrade.
Meet the Not Cross Bun.
We took everything you actually love about a warm, spiced bakery bun and transformed it into our signature, ridiculously indulgent chocolate. Imagine rich, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate absolutely loaded to the brim with the perfect hit of cinnamon, warm spices, and decadent Easter magic. It’s thick, it’s heavy, and it’s completely unapologetic.
Don't settle for a mediocre, mass-produced bun when you can have a masterpiece. Break off a massive chunk of the Not Cross Bun and experience an Easter treat that actually lives up to the hype.
Warning: May cause intense feelings of smugness when watching others eat regular hot cross buns. Get yours before the Easter Bunny hoards them all!