{"title":"Trouble O' Bill","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"bubblegum-bandit-block","title":"Bubble Gum Bandit Chocolate Block","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Bubblegum Bandit is Back!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou asked for it, so we finally gave in. We’ve raided the local milk bar once again and smashed an absolute classic straight into a chocolate block.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe took the undisputed king of the milk bar freezer and slammed it into a thick slab of indulgent Belgian chocolate. The result? A block that tastes like pure, unadulterated summer chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Flavour Breakdown\u003c\/b\u003e This is Bubble Gum Ice Cream Flavour turned up to eleven. It’s that iconic, nostalgic sweetness swirled with a distinct bubblegum zap that hits harder than a 40-degree day. But we didn’t stop at the flavour - we’ve loaded the block with chewy lolly bits to deliver that sticky, stretchy texture every sugar junkie craves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s creamy, it’s chaotic, and it’s arguably the most unhinged thing we’ve brought back from the vault.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEvery Bite Hits Like:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍦 The sheer panic of a frozen treat melting down your hand faster than you can eat it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🦶 Sprinting barefoot across a scorching concrete driveway in December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍬 A sugar rush vibrating at a frequency only local magpies can hear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☀️ That delirious 4 PM energy when the sun is still blazing but you’re absolutely spent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Handle It\u003c\/b\u003e Hide it in the vegetable crisper where absolutely nobody will look. Eat it in the front seat with the AC blasting on maximum. Share it with a mate (but only if they’re actually worthy). This flavour doesn't ask for permission - it just takes over.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Choced","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45387374002233,"sku":"STK011044","price":22.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/4485\/0233\/files\/BubblegumBandit_Square_0001_Gemini_Generated_Image_5o74kw5o74kw5o74.jpg?v=1785891062"},{"product_id":"bubblegum-bandit-spread","title":"Bubble Gum Bandit Spread 270g","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Bubblegum Bandit Spread is Back!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fans demanded it, so we brought the chaos back to the jar. A classic milk bar favourite, liquefied and ready to spread!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the Bubble Gum Ice Cream Flavour Spread. It’s the taste of a scorching 40-degree day in the suburbs, melted down into a jar of pure, unadulterated madness. We’re talking a bubblegum blast that hits harder than the midday sun on a tin roof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s sweet. It’s sticky. It’s loaded with chewy lolly bits to give you that authentic \"biting into a frozen treat\" vibe, entirely without the brain freeze. It shouldn't work as a spread... but somehow, it’s the most glorious thing we’ve ever unleashed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEvery Spoonful Hits Like:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☀️ The deafening roar of cicadas at 2 PM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍦 That sheer panic when your treat starts melting down your arm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍬 A sugar rush that vibrates at a frequency only the neighbourhood dogs can hear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛹 Riding your bike until the streetlights turn on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Devour It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Drench:\u003c\/b\u003e Pour it over pancakes until the plate completely disappears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Remix:\u003c\/b\u003e Spread it thick on toast for a breakfast that wakes up your neighbours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Solo Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e Straight off the spoon, standing in front of the open fridge in your undies. 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