Stick ’em up. We’ve raided the local milk bar, kidnapped the most famous nose in the Southern Hemisphere, and smashed a childhood core memory straight into a chocolate block.
This is the Trouble O' Bill. It’s a bubblegum induced fever dream that tastes exactly like walking home from school in 2004 with a blue tongue. We’ve taken that classic "neapolitan-on-a-stick" vibe, tossed in some chewy candy and infused it with a bubblegum hit so authentic all the flashbacks from childhood brainfreeze comes flooding back.
It’s sophisticated Belgian Chocolate having a punch-on with a sticky childhood treat. It’s chaotic, it’s sweet, and it’s arguably more legendary than a mullet at a wedding.
Every bite hits like:
🤠 The sheer panic of your ice cream melting faster than you can lick it.
🚲 Riding your bike to the shops with no helmet and $2 in shrapnel.
👃 The absolute lottery of getting a slightly wonky nose on your ice cream.
🍬 That 3:00 PM sugar rush that hits harder than a magpie in swooping season.
It’s creamy. It’s fruity. It’s got that bubblegum zap that makes no sense in a chocolate block but is honestly a total vibe.
Share it with your mates? Yeah right. Hoard this one in the vegetable crisper where nobody looks. Eat it while watching re-runs of Round the Twist. This is the most nostalgia you can legally consume without building a time machine.
Limited Time Only! Catch the cowboy before he rides off into the sunset, melts in the ute, or we realise this flavour is actually illegal in three states.